“I wish I had never gone traveling,” said NO ONE ever.

“If you did not have a stupid travel story to tell after your last trip, you did something terribly wrong!”

“I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” —Mark Twain

“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.”—Henny Youngman

“A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.”—John Steinbeck

“Tourists don’t know where they’ve been, Travelers don’t know where they’re going.”—Paul Theroux

 “Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.”— Truman Capote

“I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. . .”

Work tip—Stand up. Stretch.  Take a walk.  Go to the airport.  Get an a plane.  Never come back.